“Grapes are known to increase your sexual drive”

One of the fun things about having one night stands and hookups is that you don’t have to be boring about it. You can always shake things up a little bit—and if that means introducing a little food to the bedroom, why not? Go ahead and ask if the woman you’re planning to see is into the idea first, of course. However, it should be easy to get a woman interested as longa s you can assure her that you’ve got everything in hand, so to speak, and ready for a great night ahead. Here are some of our favorite tips about how to make the most of your foodplay experience with your one night stand, hookup, casual sex partner, or girlfriend:

Best Hookup Foods

The BEST foods to use in any kind of casual sex hookup are the ones that you can (of course) eat with your fingers, without all that much mess. Fruits are great for this, though we have to recommend that some are better than others. For example, if you’re covering part of a woman’s body with whipped cream, go ahead and dip almost anything into it—and soft cut fruits are the best for that kind of scenario. If you’re going to be using any fruits around the naughty bits, however, make sure that they’re the sealed-up kind—grapes, for example, have a tougher skin and won’t burst as easily as some others. Strawberries are good too, as long as you don’t mush them and make the juice run out somewhere it shouldn’t (though for most of the skin it’s OK).

Ensure Proper Hygiene

Proper hygiene during foodplay is of the utmost importance, both before and after. You want to make sure that both of you leave feeling good, and without feeling like anything gross or even sticky has happened between the two of you. On the bright side, this means you have a great reason to shower together after the foodplay. You should also, however, make it a point to shower first, even if you can’t require that she do the same. It’s also important to make sure that neither of you are wearing a lot of fragrances, deodorants, colognes, body sprays, or lotion all over, so discuss your plans with the woman you’re hooking up with before you meet in person for the first time.

Safety Warnings

“Play it safe. It is love not a war”

We shouldn’t need to say this, but make sure you never insert anything up anyone’s ass without a flared base—you can’t just push down, you’re going to have to have it surgically removed if it goes up there farther than it should. Ask any medical intern how much stuff they’ve had to remove from the asses of the unwary. Another safety tip is to not get any sugary foods near a woman’s private parts. Yes, this puts a damper on the whole whipped cream thing, but it will also help her avoid a nasty uterine infection that you do not want to be responsible for.